Camo Valentine's Day

My husband is leaving me for Valentine's Day.

I am completely fine with him leaving, because he's going to have a fun(ny) time at the Ducks Unlimited Banquet with Mark. Plus, they tried to go last year and a little thing called Mark's future daughter took the cake the night of last year's banquet.

Yep, Mark and Steve are staying overnight together on Valentine's Day in Albany, Mizzoura (I think it's fitting to pronounce it this way for this situation). And if they know what's good for them, they are going to score their "chicks" back home in KC some sweet camo loot.